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Vaazhkai Chakkaram is a 1990 Indian Tamil-language action drama film directed by Manivannan. The film stars Sathyaraj, Gautami, Goundamani and Vinu Chakravarthy. The film, produced and written by Tirupur Mani, was released on 9 February 1990.
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María Jesús Pagés Madrigal, better known as María Pagés, is a modern Span