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{"type":"general","setup":"What is a witch's favorite subject in school?","punchline":"Spelling!","id":242}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Well...","punchline":"That’s a deep subject.","id":64}

{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What do ghosts call their true love?","punchline":"Their ghoul-friend","id":102}

{"type":"general","setup":"How do the trees get on the internet?","punchline":"They log on.","id":120}

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